For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
LUFFY HAS MADE IT
WE HAVE MADE IT
night drive with the bae (stupestupendouspudding re the best this is the best)
wait was I fuckin drunk when I typed that???
night drive with the bae (stupendouspudding you’re the best this is the best)
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog